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اس ام اس طنز

غضنفر پری دریایی می‌بینه و بهش میگه: تو چقدر خوشگلی، زن من می‌شی؟ پری میگه: من که آدم نیستم، غضنفر میگه: فکرکردی من آدمم؟

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تو به من بگو زشت! من به تو می گم قشنگ! بذار جفتمون به هم دروغ گفته باشیم!!...

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خبری تاسف بار به دستمون رسید که : دو تا اصفهانی شیرجه میزنن تو آب میگن هر کس زودتر سرش از آب اومد بیرون باید شام بده هنوز جسد هیچکدومشون رو پیدا نکردن

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موز و یه پسته با هم دعواشون میشه، موز به پسته میگه: که چی بشه؟ همیشه نیشت بازه؟ پسته میگه: از تو که بهترم، بخاطر 200 تومن جلوی همه شلوارت رو میکشی پایین

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اگه دیدی یه سوسک دمرو افتاده داره دست و پا میزنه ... نترس باهات کاری نداره فقط داره به قیافت میخنده

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غضنفر سرطان میگیره هرکی میاد خونش میگه من ایدز دارم زنش میگه مرد چرا دروغ میگی .میگه میخوام بعد از مرگم کسی بات ازدواج نکنه!!

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جهت جلوگیری از گرانی تخم مرغ دولت به تمام خروس ها وام ازدواج می دهد.

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